Sometimes the life of a full time writer can be…well,
lonely. I mean, when I’m writing, the only company I have are my characters. If
they started talking to me, I mean verbally, I think I’d freak.
My muse
whispers in my ear in the middle of the night, but that’s something else
entirely. There is no accounting for what she might say or do. If you doubt it,
check out these posts.
Here is what I think my muse might look like…
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Sometimes my characters are sort of like real people, you
know. Today one of them just wouldn’t cooperate with me. I wanted her to do one
thing and she hauled off and did another. This one has a mind of her own. I
gave her a good talking to but she wouldn’t listen. Had to have it her way. It
amuses me for a while to argue with them, but it’s not the same as talking with
a living, breathing individual. I think she forgets she’s fictional. Am I going
to have to restrain her?
Maybe this device would work…
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Do you think that would keep her in line? I mean, my
characters should be careful not to annoy me. I just bought this coffee mug…
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| Mug can be purchased at cafepress.com |
This mug means what I say and says what I mean, you know
what I mean? I’ve done some nasty things to my characters. I even impaled one
bad guy on a dead tree before it caught on fire and fell over the side of cliff
into a deep gorge. My characters should quiver in fear of my fast tapping
fingers. And my muse should stop leading them down the path toward destruction. When I tell my heroine to call my hero and make up with him, that's exactly what she should do!
